Category: Humor
What is most needed for learning is a humble mind
A great man is always willing to be little.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Guess”
“Guess who?”
- “I’m much more humble than you would understand.”
- “I have the best temperament or certainly one of the best temperaments of anybody that’s ever run for the office of president. Ever.”
- “I’m the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody’s ever been more successful than me.”
- “I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed”
- “I’m the least racist person you’ll find anywhere in the world.”
- “Number one, I am the least anti-Semitic person that you’ve ever seen in your entire life. Number two, racism. The least racist person“
- “I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to the Secret Service.”
- “I am the world’s greatest person that does not want to let people into the country.”
- “No one has done more for people with disabilities than me.”
- “Nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump.”
- “There’s nobody who understands the horror of nuclear more than me.”
- “There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.”
- “There’s nobody that feels stronger about the intelligence community and the CIA than Donald Trump,”
- “There’s nobody that’s done so much for equality as I have”
- “There’s nobody that has more respect for women than I do,”
- “I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me”
- “I am going to save Social Security without any cuts. I know where to get the money from. Nobody else does .”
- “Nobody respects women more than I do”
He who truly knows has no occasion to shout.
A true genius admits that he/she knows nothing.
Ouch…
Only in Florida…
Project QAnon 1
“Be Best”est
There is a leak in the White House. Somebody from Melania’s office dug through her trash and provided the New Yorker with the logos for her “Be Best” campaign that didn’t quite make the list.
Click here to see.
The bovine revolution is upon us
On guard. The revolution is nigh. Cows are dramatically escaping slaughter houses and navigating upon treacherous waters to find their way to safety. Humanity be forewarned. The revolution is ahoof.